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What to expect from cats:
1)Kitty will always steal the show. If you post a video with the cat, 9 times out of 10, kitty will be the real star. Almost all of your comments will be about kitty.
2)Cats are masters of the Xanatos gambit. For those who are unfamiliar, basically it's a scenario that no matter what, the planner will always win. They will hiss and bite if they don't like you, while doting on everyone else. If any human fights back, then he will look like an unreasonable bully though if you're trying to take on something that weighs at least a hundredth less than you, you kind of are. If they don't, then the human will be a nervous wreck waiting for 'demon cat' and kitty wins there too.
3)Cats are weird. Get an extremely expensive toy and they'll play with packing material. They can get into strange positions, small spaces, some like really weird things (or at least to chew on them), some even like water. Then there's the 'no, no, no, no' cat. I don't know what's weirder; that the cat spoke or that it spoke English and sounded a little American when s/he is supposed to be a Russian kitty. Look it up on Youtube.
4)If kitty fits into it, kitty sits.
5)If a surface is warm, kitty sits. Kitty will steal your seat if you're not careful. Fives mean nothing to them, as the general motto of a cat is 'move your feet, lose your seat.' This can be even more of a problem if you have a report and your cat sits on your computer.
6)If you're doing it or you want to, kitty will sit on it. This again can also apply to computers, at least while you're doing it.
7)If you're doing it and kitty can't sit on it, she or he will sit on you. She or he will sit on your lap, head-butting your hand repeatedly.
8)Cats are stare-down masters. Get in a stare-down with one at your own risk. Then again, you could make a bet out of it.
9)Kitty will almost always be in charge. You feed them, pet them, clean up after them and play with them. At least they're easy to shop for.
10)Cats are master trolls. They troll anyone in any way they can. They trip, shove, yowl at the worst times and other pranks. And that's if they like you. If they don't, they'll troll in other ways such as blowing you off during snuggle time with everyone else.
1)Kitty will always steal the show. If you post a video with the cat, 9 times out of 10, kitty will be the real star. Almost all of your comments will be about kitty.
2)Cats are masters of the Xanatos gambit. For those who are unfamiliar, basically it's a scenario that no matter what, the planner will always win. They will hiss and bite if they don't like you, while doting on everyone else. If any human fights back, then he will look like an unreasonable bully though if you're trying to take on something that weighs at least a hundredth less than you, you kind of are. If they don't, then the human will be a nervous wreck waiting for 'demon cat' and kitty wins there too.
3)Cats are weird. Get an extremely expensive toy and they'll play with packing material. They can get into strange positions, small spaces, some like really weird things (or at least to chew on them), some even like water. Then there's the 'no, no, no, no' cat. I don't know what's weirder; that the cat spoke or that it spoke English and sounded a little American when s/he is supposed to be a Russian kitty. Look it up on Youtube.
4)If kitty fits into it, kitty sits.
5)If a surface is warm, kitty sits. Kitty will steal your seat if you're not careful. Fives mean nothing to them, as the general motto of a cat is 'move your feet, lose your seat.' This can be even more of a problem if you have a report and your cat sits on your computer.
6)If you're doing it or you want to, kitty will sit on it. This again can also apply to computers, at least while you're doing it.
7)If you're doing it and kitty can't sit on it, she or he will sit on you. She or he will sit on your lap, head-butting your hand repeatedly.
8)Cats are stare-down masters. Get in a stare-down with one at your own risk. Then again, you could make a bet out of it.
9)Kitty will almost always be in charge. You feed them, pet them, clean up after them and play with them. At least they're easy to shop for.
10)Cats are master trolls. They troll anyone in any way they can. They trip, shove, yowl at the worst times and other pranks. And that's if they like you. If they don't, they'll troll in other ways such as blowing you off during snuggle time with everyone else.
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I don't know if I have it in the right place, but it's something I've noticed.
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My sister does cat rescue and I used to work for a shelter that does dog rescue.